50 Ways to Clean My Clutter . . . Humm Along . . . You Know The Tune!

(Parody of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover)

by Shelly Morton (©2008 Straighten-Up-Now.com)

[Note: Hope you enjoy reading (or singing this) as much as I did creating it! Enjoy!]

The problem is all over my house

She said to me

I don’t know where I left my husband

Or the TV

I need some help in my struggle

To be clean

There must be 50 ways to clean my clutter

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I said I really don't mean

To intrude

But I will give you some

Advice that can be used

Just to repeat what you said

Don't mean to rude

There are more than 50 ways to clean your clutter

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CHORUS

Just chunk out the junk Jack

Get rid of the van Stan

Throw out the old toys Roy

Just listen to me

Donate the old stuff Gus

No need fuss much

I’ll give you the keys Lee

So you'll be clutter free

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I said I can see by your face you're in such pain

I have ideas that can make you smile again

She said I would appreciate that

Now would you please explain about the 50 ways

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I said let’s just sort through this stuff tonight

And in the morning you’ll begin to see new light

Then she smiled and said

I know you must be right

There are more than 50 ways to clean my clutter

50 ways to clean my clutter

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CHORUS

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