50 Ways to Clean My Clutter . . . Humm Along . . . You Know The Tune!

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50 Ways Clean Clutter (Parody of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover) by Shelly Morton (©2008 Straighten-Up-Now.com)


Shelly's comments: Hope you enjoy reading (or singing this) as much as I did creating it! Enjoy!

Fifty Ways to Clean Your Clutter


The problem is all over my house
She said to me
I don’t know where I left my husband
Or the TV
I need some help in my struggle
To be clean
There must be 50 ways to clean my clutter


I said I really don't mean
To intrude
But I will give you some
Advice that can be used
Just to repeat what you said
Don't mean to rude
There are more than 50 ways to clean your clutter


CHORUS

Just chunk out the junk Jack
Get rid of the van Stan
Throw out the old toys Roy
Just listen to me
Donate the old stuff Gus
No need fuss much
I’ll give you the keys Lee
So you'll be clutter free


I said I can see by your face you're in such pain
I have ideas that can make you smile again
She said I would appreciate that
Now would you please explain about the 50 ways


I said let’s just sort through this stuff tonight
And in the morning you’ll begin to see new light
Then she smiled and said
I know you must be right
There are more than 50 ways to clean my clutter
50 ways to clean my clutter


CHORUS

Just chunk out the junk Jack
Get rid of the van Stan
Throw out the old toys Roy
Just listen to me
Donate the old stuff Gus
No need fuss much
I’ll give you the keys Lee
So you'll be clutter free




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The Essential Paul Simon (2 CD/DVD)

Product Description Audio CD (June 26, 2007) Original Release Date: 2007 Number of Discs: 3 Label: Warner Bros / Wea ASIN: B000Q677EA
Biography Much of Paul Simon's fame is mingled with that of Art Garfunkel, the other half of the hugely successful duo Simon and Garfunkel. After their split, Simon's solo career took off, peaking with the multi-award winning Graceland in 1986.