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50 Ways to Clean My Clutter . . . Humm Along . . . You Know The Tune!
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(Parody of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover)- by Shelly Morton (©2008 Straighten-Up-Now.com)
[Note: Hope you enjoy reading (or singing this) as much as I did creating it! Enjoy!] - The problem is all over my house
- She said to me
- I don’t know where I left my husband
- Or the TV
- I need some help in my struggle
- To be clean
- There must be 50 ways to clean my clutter
- I said I really don't mean
- To intrude
- But I will give you some
- Advice that can be used
- Just to repeat what you said
- Don't mean to rude
- There are more than 50 ways to clean your clutter
- CHORUS
- Just chunk out the junk Jack
- Get rid of the van Stan
- Throw out the old toys Roy
- Just listen to me
- Donate the old stuff Gus
- No need fuss much
- I’ll give you the keys Lee
- So you'll be clutter free
- I said I can see by your face you're in such pain
- I have ideas that can make you smile again
- She said I would appreciate that
- Now would you please explain about the 50 ways
- I said let’s just sort through this stuff tonight
- And in the morning you’ll begin to see new light
- Then she smiled and said
- I know you must be right
- There are more than 50 ways to clean my clutter
- 50 ways to clean my clutter
- CHORUS
For those of you who may not know the original song, I've included a link. . . enjoy!
Go to Paul Simon's Website
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Go to: Comic Relief
Go to: Procrastinator Creed
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