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50 Ways to Clean My Clutter . . . Humm Along . . . You Know The Tune!Loading
(Parody of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover) by Shelly Morton (©2008 Straighten-Up-Now.com)Shelly's comments: Hope you enjoy reading (or singing this) as much as I did creating it! Enjoy! The problem is all over my house She said to me I don’t know where I left my husband Or the TV I need some help in my struggle To be clean There must be 50 ways to clean my clutter
I said I really don't mean To intrude But I will give you some Advice that can be used Just to repeat what you said Don't mean to rude There are more than 50 ways to clean your clutter
CHORUS Just chunk out the junk Jack Get rid of the van Stan Throw out the old toys Roy Just listen to me Donate the old stuff Gus No need fuss much I’ll give you the keys Lee So you'll be clutter free
I said I can see by your face you're in such pain I have ideas that can make you smile again She said I would appreciate that Now would you please explain about the 50 ways
I said let’s just sort through this stuff tonight And in the morning you’ll begin to see new light Then she smiled and said I know you must be right There are more than 50 ways to clean my clutter 50 ways to clean my clutter
CHORUS Just chunk out the junk Jack Get rid of the van Stan Throw out the old toys Roy Just listen to me Donate the old stuff Gus No need fuss much I’ll give you the keys Lee So you'll be clutter free
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The Essential Paul Simon (2 CD/DVD)
Product Description Audio CD (June 26, 2007) Original Release Date: 2007 Number of Discs: 3 Label: Warner Bros / Wea ASIN: B000Q677EA
Biography
Much of Paul Simon's fame is mingled with that of Art Garfunkel, the other half of the hugely successful duo Simon and Garfunkel. After their split, Simon's solo career took off, peaking with the multi-award winning Graceland in 1986.